Thursday, June 15, 2006
ALAMAK! ai ya who cares lah. i (
NO WAIT it was M-E-G-A-N ) did it like that also last time. its quite kool lah. also
VERY screwed up. but nvm lah. just make sure the tagboard can be
OPENED. thx.
[wah lao now blogger so chim. must write code somemore]
anything just blame her lah
[see i nvr take credit for this somemore. hai so nice man. ]
express yourself {7:11 PM}
okok iscrewed the class blog JAN JAN JAN JAN IM DAMN SORRY!!! HELP! HELP SERIOUSLY IM FERAKING OUT!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sheil-
express yourself {4:48 PM}
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
HAHA i stole this from 1M. lol thanks!***
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"The man said, "No dear."The woman said, "I'm sure you would."So the man said, "Okay, I would"Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."***
There were three men in a bar.All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?'' The other responded, ''Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a janitor at the bank and now he is an executive.On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus.'' The other man says, ''My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach.'' The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, ''I just found out that my son is gay. The good part is his lover bought him a brand new Lexus and a new house on the beach.''
***
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Fridge."
***
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here's what the kids came up with:1. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.2. Strike while the... bug is close.3. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.4. Never underestimate the power of... termites.5. You can lead a horse to water but... how?6. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.7. No news is... impossible.8. A miss is as good as a... Mr.9. You can't teach an old dog... math.10. If you lie down with dogs, you... will stink in the morning.11. Love all, trust... me.12. The pen is mightier than... the pigs.13. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.14. Where there is smoke, there's... pollution.15. Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents.16. A penny saved is... not much.17. Two is company, three's... The Musketeers.18. None are so blind as... Helen Keller.19. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.20. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.21. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box22. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.23. There is no fool like... Aunt Edie.24. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and... you have to blow your nose. This joke is NOT meant to be racist
Starting Young
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital
: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake,
and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea.
She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute,
while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers.
In the meantime,
the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,
"Clean that up!"
express yourself {11:56 PM}
Monday, June 05, 2006
yo! one more day till class party.
somehow i dont feel very good about it
eheheh
sorry lah, but then a lot of ppl now say cannot go.
nvm lah! the less the easier to take care lor.
i think.
these are the ppl who now tell me they cannot come
[or i heard]
1) michelle wee
2) alyssa ( perhaps )
3) sheila
4) evelyn. --> heard
think positive!
ok i shall think of 10 uh comforting reasons that less ppl are coming
1) not so tiring for me to carry the shirts.. (lol doesnt really matter)
2) easier to take care. NOT THAT I AM TAKING CARE OF U PPL, but not that easy getting lost lah.
3) eh easier to take pictures?
4) not that attention grabbing?
5) AH! not many complains for me to hear!!
6) OK FORGET IT. I CANT THINK OF ANY!!
oh i forgot to tell u why i put that skirt there.
ISNT THAT THE SHORTEST SKIRT U'VE EVER SEEN??
well it is for me
if i ever think of wearing that thing
it wont even cover anything
that is madness sia
well that girl [ not from our sch ]
really appreciates this skirt
whod u think wear this skirt
HMMM
thinks.
i dont want to
itll be weird if i see anyone wearing so short
but anyway, i think megan likes it.
so well.
ok
pray for the class party!
that it doesnt rain
cos if it does
i think we just take bus to orchard and watch movie lah!
HAHAHA
ok that is so unplanned
but no one cares anyway
so enjoy!
express yourself {10:42 AM}
